Big Mac, No Cheese

One lunch time I went into McDonalds with Sheila-from-work and another colleague, Matt. Sheila and I both ordered items that we could see on the food queue, to prevent too much delay. Matt, however, asked for a Big Mac without any cheese. He isn’t allergic to cheese, he just REALLY doesn’t like it. With my…

Chatting with Spam

It’s rare that I’m the recipient of odd messages out of the blue, but here’s one I received recently. I was going to change the names to protect the innocent, but I just couldn’t be bothered. I have edited parts of the conversation, but only because it was so waffly and repetetive. Apart from that,…