To: Santa, Workshop.
Thanks for your disappointing letter.
Just to recap…
- You only allow a certain type of behaviour
- You blacklist people who don’t conform
- You’re threatening me with the wrath of fictional characters
Are you running some sort of cult?
I have a friend who could probably give you great rates on advertising if you’re looking to recruit new members?
To: Craig, (naughty list)
Subject: re: Blacklisted?!?
Make that December 2016.
Ho ho ho!
Kids, don’t argue with Santa.