Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.

The Starved Writer

Socially Acceptable

One thing that bothers me, (yes, another “one” thing that bothers me along with the countless other things on this blog,) is when people ask questions that they know you want to give a certain answer to, but you’re forced to give the opposite answer in order to remain sociably acceptable.

As an example of [...]

Honey Monster Missing?

I saw this box in Asda…

I got worried…

`

From: Craig Anderson Subject: Missing Monster? To: honeymonster.co.uk Date: Saturday, 23 July, 2011

Hi Honey Monster Crew,

I recently read, with much distress, that Honey Monster has gone missing. I wanted to email my support and to offer my help. He has been [...]

Not Going To Court

A few months ago the police turned up at work and asked to speak to me. They hand delivered a citation for me to attend court as a witness in a fraud case, which was not only in a different town, but in a different country entirely. Not only was is in a different country, [...]

Paranormal? Probably not…

I absolutely love the TV show Most Haunted.  I’ve watched it from the first series,  when Derek Acorah was the man who could sense paranormal activity and talk to the dead through his spirit guide,  Sam. I’ve watched every live episode,  whether it was a one nighter,  a three nighter or the recent week long [...]

Subway Complaint Number 2!

From: Craig Anderson Subject: Nacho Problem. (But, ironically, it is.) To: customer service @ subway.com Date: Tuesday, 21 June, 2011

Dear Subway.

Hello! You may remember me – I was the one who complained about my Meatball Marinara sub when I found that it contained the worlds most solid meatball. Come to think of it [...]