From: Pinky singh
To: Craig A
Date: 3 Mar 2017
Subject: website related proposal!Hi,
I am Digital Marketing consultants at a digital marketing firm that specialize in building an online presence and increasing your business revenue using the marketing strategies below:
1. SEO (Yahoo, Bing, Google rankings)
2. SMO (Social Media Optimization- Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, etc.)
3. Email Marketing
4. Google & Facebook campaign ads
5. Website Development
6. APP Development
7. Content Writing
8. Plus more…
Kindly let me know your Whatsapp/Phone number and Skype ID is the best timing along with time zone to give you a call to discuss more.
Are you available sometime this week for a 10 minute call?
Thanks,
Digital Marketing Consultant
The above is just the text. This is an actual screenshot of the original email:
From: Craig A
To: Pinky Singh
Sent: 3 March 2017
Subject: RE: website related proposal!Hi Pinky,
Thanks for your email suggesting I use you to help build an online presence.
I’ll be honest, your email was full of the most awful, bawdy colours. In fact it was so badly littered with random highlights it made it quite difficult to read.
I think I have a slight headache after just glancing at it. God knows if anyone has managed to get through the full thing in its entirety. Hopefully most peoples minds would have realised the distress it caused, relented and put their bodies into a self induced coma purely for safety.
Do you do this as a business? Do you get paid to make emails look like this?
Do let me know – I’m intrigued!
Craig.
A week passed…
From: “Pinky Singh”
To: Craig A
Sent: 9 March 2017
Subject: website related proposal!Google Forms
Greetings’ of the day,This is, Online Marketing Consultant
Get your web designing and development jobs done here in India at a minimal price by web experts. We are 40+ employees working round the clock for our overseas clients and if you have any of the following requirement please revert back to us:
We offer a variety of services that can satisfy your needs at affordable cost.
(1) Full SEO package (with plan and activities).
(2) PPC (pay per click).
(3) SMO (Face book, Twitter, LinkedIn, YouTube and MySpace etc.).
(4) Website Development Services
(5) Content Writing Services
(6) Upgrade existing Website
(7) New website for BusinessMay I know in which Service are you interested in?
If you are interested just reply to this email with your contact details.
Kindly let me know your phone number and Skype ID is the best timing along with time zone to give you a call to discuss more.
Thanks & Regards,
Digital Marketing (Manager)
From: Craig A
To: Pinky Singh
Sent: 9 March 2017
Subject: RE: website related proposal!Hi Pinky.
Thanks for your email.
I can see that you have taken my advice and amended the colour scheme of your emails. This is very appreciated. It makes your emails far easier to read and they now look a lot more professional. Well done!
As you have obviously taken the advice I gave you, which I think we both agree will help benefit your business, I have attached an invoice for the advisory service I provided.
I request prompt payment within 7 days.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Craig Anderson.
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