Socially Acceptable

One thing that bothers me, (yes, another “one” thing that bothers me along with the countless other things on this blog,) is when people ask questions that they know you want to give a certain answer to, but you’re forced to give the opposite answer in order to remain sociably acceptable. As an example of…

Honey Monster Missing?

I saw this box in Asda… I got worried… ` From: Craig Anderson Subject: Missing Monster? To: honeymonster.co.uk Date: Saturday, 23 July, 2011 Hi Honey Monster Crew, I recently read, with much distress, that Honey Monster has gone missing. I wanted to email my support and to offer my help. He has been a familiar…

Complaint to OFCOM

Dear Ofcom. Firstly, great job with Channel 5. (Yes, I jest, of course! It’s awful! It was merely a joke to break the ice, but enough lightheartedness; onto serious business.) I don’t want to register an official complaint or anything, but I do want to voice my concerns relating to a potentially pirate radio station…

Big Mac, No Cheese

One lunch time I went into McDonalds with Sheila-from-work and another colleague, Matt. Sheila and I both ordered items that we could see on the food queue, to prevent too much delay. Matt, however, asked for a Big Mac without any cheese. He isn’t allergic to cheese, he just REALLY doesn’t like it. With my…