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Dear Subway. I visit one of your establishments every Tuesday. My favourite filling is the Meatball Marinara so I usually visit when Meatball is the Sub-of-the-Day offer. It just seems the perfect time for me to visit. I always ask that the sandwich preparation team cut my meatballs in half. This is due to an…
I used to listen to a radio programme called Genius. It was a 30 minute comedy show hosted by Dave Gorman. People would write in to the show with their genius ideas, and Dave, a guest and the audience would scrutinise it. Each show had between 4 and 6 ideas crammed in. Genius ideas were…
I phoned up my wife one lunch time. “Don’t be angry,” I paused, “but I think I’ve upset Jim Bowen.” She is used to me doing (what she classes as) stupid things, but I could tell by her “……oh?” reaction that this took even her by surprise. I own 80sNostalgia.com and, as I was a…
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 01 October 2010 17:24 To: Westhoughton McDonalds Subject: Chicken Nugget Enquiry Hi there. I work in the new-ish building next to the garage, about 2 minutes walk straight forward from the front of your store. A colleague suggested that they would easily be able to eat 50 McNuggets(tm) during a 40…
I went to my school reunion recently, as it was 20 years since I left high school. Despite initially being incredibly sceptical for the entire month beforehand, I can honestly say it was one of the greatest things I’ve ever done and I’m really glad I went to it. Around 50 people went in total…
This is an update to a story I put online a few years ago, documenting emails between myself and a hot drink supplying company called Flavia, discussing a concern I had. I did re-read the original 2009 blog post recently, and was unhappy with a few parts of it, so I have re-written the inbetween…