Dear Subway. I visit one of your establishments every Tuesday. My favourite filling is the Meatball Marinara so I usually visit when Meatball is the Sub-of-the-Day offer. It just seems the perfect time for me[…]
Month: June 2011
Being on BBC Genius
I used to listen to a radio programme called Genius. It was a 30 minute comedy show hosted by Dave Gorman. People would write in to the show with their genius ideas, and Dave, a[…]
Jim Bowen
I phoned up my wife one lunch time. “Don’t be angry,” I paused, “but I think I’ve upset Jim Bowen.” She is used to me doing (what she classes as) stupid things, but I could[…]
Could 1 person eat 50 McNuggets
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 01 October 2010 17:24 To: Westhoughton McDonalds Subject: Chicken Nugget Enquiry Hi there. I work in the new-ish building next to the garage, about 2 minutes walk straight forward from the[…]
Why you MUST go to a school reunion
I went to my school reunion recently, as it was 20 years since I left high school. Despite initially being incredibly sceptical for the entire month beforehand, I can honestly say it was one of[…]