I complained to Game. It was justified complaint, not a jokey one. I won’t paste the entire complaint here, as it is the journey that the complaint took that I want to share with you[…]
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Oxford English Dictionary
Why is the English language so inconsistent? I proposed a solution to correct a very small part of it. From: Craig A To: Oxford English Dictionary Subject: A Bit Of Help Hi OED. Could you[…]
Letter from Santa
From: Craig To: Santa, Workshop. Subject: Blacklisted?!? Dear Santa. Thanks for your disappointing letter. Just to recap… You only allow a certain type of behaviour You blacklist people who don’t conform You’re threatening me with[…]
Now Thats What I Call Music email
From: Craig To: EMI contact Subject: Issue with NOW albums Hi EMI. I have a concern. It may take a short while to explain, as it is quite in depth, but please bear with me.[…]
Email to the M&Ms people – updated
You know M&Ms? Of course you do – They’re like mini smarties, but with American chocolate in them. They also differ from mini smarties in that each one has a letter M printed on it.[…]
Advertising Enquiry Part 2
I received another email from the advertising people, suggesting I could advertise EatTheTreat.co.uk, one of my non-profit sites, on their website at a cost of hundreds of pounds. Bar-gain! If you missed the original emails,[…]
Email from a Bank
I received an email from an actual Bank. You could tell it was from a real bank, because only real banks use Yahoo email addresses. From: HANG SENG BANK (hangseng98@yahoo.com) To: craig Sent: Saturday, 10[…]
Becoming More Famous Than…
Last year I asked people on the internet who the most famous person they know was. I was a bit shocked by one of the replies, which said “You’re the most famous person I know!”[…]
Subway Complaint Number 2!
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Nacho Problem. (But, ironically, it is.) To: customer service @ subway.com Date: Tuesday, 21 June, 2011 Dear Subway. Hello! You may remember me – I was the one who complained about[…]