From: Craig To: Santa, Workshop. Subject: Blacklisted?!? Dear Santa. Thanks for your disappointing letter. Just to recap… You only allow a certain type of behaviour You blacklist people who don’t conform You’re threatening me with[…]

From: Craig To: EMI contact Subject: Issue with NOW albums Hi EMI. I have a concern. It may take a short while to explain, as it is quite in depth, but please bear with me.[…]

I received another email from the advertising people, suggesting I could advertise EatTheTreat.co.uk, one of my non-profit sites, on their website at a cost of hundreds of pounds. Bar-gain! If you missed the original emails,[…]

I received an email from an actual Bank. You could tell it was from a real bank, because only real banks use Yahoo email addresses. From: HANG SENG BANK (hangseng98@yahoo.com) To: craig Sent: Saturday, 10[…]

Last year I asked people on the internet who the most famous person they know was. I was a bit shocked by one of the replies, which said “You’re the most famous person I know!”[…]