Email from a PR company

I’m constantly getting emails from PR companies wanting me to promote their 80s-related products on 80sNostalgia.com. This particular one went a bit awkward. From: Barry PR To: Craig @ 80sNostalgia Subject:80s DVD release Hi CK! I’m the publicist for a publishing company in West London, and one of our recently released DVDs would be a…

Letter from Santa

From: Craig To: Santa, Workshop. Subject: Blacklisted?!? Dear Santa. Thanks for your disappointing letter. Just to recap… You only allow a certain type of behaviour You blacklist people who don’t conform You’re threatening me with the wrath of fictional characters Are you running some sort of cult? I have a friend who could probably give…

Query to Heinz

Heinz have released their “Squeeze and Serve” soups. They are a squeezy sachet of concentrated soup that you squeeze into a cup, then add water to. They look delicious! But I had a query with their Mediterranean Vegetable soup, so I filled in the online query form on their website. Hi people of Heinz. Is…