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From: Craig Anderson To: Flair PLC Subject:Plasticiney Help! Hi, people from Plasticine. I need a little help from you. I don’t want money, I don’t want free things, you don’t have to send me any bank details or your mothers maiden name. I’m genuinely not spam, I just need serious advice on plasticine and you…
Dear People, Stop adding extra words into conversations. You know who you are. Just stop it. If you’re asking a question about where I got my pen, you don’t need to say, “Question… Where did you get that pen?” Opening a question with “Question…” is unnecessary. As long as what you’re asking me is structured…
On Wednesday, 1 November 2017, 07:45:40 GMT, Goerge Orwell wrote: Hi Sir/Madam We’re a passionate group of Web and Mobile App Developers, Creative’s and technologists ,expert in what we do. Our Company insight and expertise has leaded us to structure our solutions in such a way that reduces operational cost, increases customer satisfaction and adds…
From: Craig Anderson To: Supermarket Subject:Query about the Gammons Hi. I have a question about the meat you sell. Don’t worry, I’m no meat-avoider! I class myself as a carnivore; I love wildlife almost as much as I love eating it. While browsing your meat section recently I noticed that you have started to be…
Hi People of Walkers, I wrote to you a few years ago asking for you to bring back Roast Beef Monster Munch. They had ceased being made when you purchased Smiths Crisps. You brought back Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch, but held off bringing Roast Beef flavour out. This upset me and so I wrote…
From: Pinky singh To: Craig A Date: 3 Mar 2017 Subject: website related proposal! Hi, I am Digital Marketing consultants at a digital marketing firm that specialize in building an online presence and increasing your business revenue using the marketing strategies below: 1. SEO (Yahoo, Bing, Google rankings) 2. SMO (Social Media Optimization- Facebook, Twitter,…
Hi Heinz. I emailed you a few years ago about something or other, and you were kind enough to offer help. Because of this I wanted to run another idea past you for potential future product or for your constructive criticism. This idea came about after I tried to make my own soup one time.…
I’m constantly getting emails from PR companies wanting me to promote their 80s-related products on 80sNostalgia.com. This particular one went a bit awkward. From: Barry PR To: Craig @ 80sNostalgia Subject:80s DVD release Hi CK! I’m the publicist for a publishing company in West London, and one of our recently released DVDs would be a…
From: Dr.John CHAN Cho Chak To: Sent: Wednesday, 2 January 2013, 11:29 Subject: Dear Friend, I am Dr.John CHAN Cho Chak, A member of Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Sai Wan Ho Branch, Hong Kong; I have an obscured business suggestion. Should you be further interested, Contact me through this email…