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Since being about 8, I’ve always wanted to meet Matthew Smith. It’s like something I’ve always wanted to do. Not just any Matthew Smith would do, though. It would have to be the one who wrote Manic Miner and Jet Set Willy on the ZX Spectrum. Yes, THAT Matthew Smith. That man is responsible for…
Dear Haribo. I recently purchased a bag of Fantasy Mix sweets. The reason I opted for Fantasy Mix, as opposed to your other wonderful selections, was simply this; I wanted fantasy. I wasn’t in the mood for your otherwise excellent Tangfastics, and since our abysmal performance in the World Cup football match, where we didn’t…
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 30 May 2010 16:38 To: Brian@*******.co.uk Subject: Scissor Help Hi there. I know this may be a peculiar request, but I’m having a bet with a work colleague in which I could win the contents of their office desk drawer. This may not seem like the most exciting prize, but it…
When I was young, I used to think that everyones phone number was sequential like the house numbers. As in, your next door neighbour had almost the same phone number as you but minus or plus one. As you know, my mobile number is 07919 390145. The numbers that have the same beginning but end…