Since being about 8, I’ve always wanted to meet Matthew Smith. It’s like something I’ve always wanted to do. Not just any Matthew Smith would do, though. It would have to be the one who[…]
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Month: May 2011
Haribo, you disappoint me
Dear Haribo. I recently purchased a bag of Fantasy Mix sweets. The reason I opted for Fantasy Mix, as opposed to your other wonderful selections, was simply this; I wanted fantasy. I wasn’t in the[…]
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A Scissor
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 30 May 2010 16:38 To: Brian@*******.co.uk Subject: Scissor Help Hi there. I know this may be a peculiar request, but I’m having a bet with a work colleague in which I[…]
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Texting Strangers
When I was young, I used to think that everyones phone number was sequential like the house numbers. As in, your next door neighbour had almost the same phone number as you but minus or[…]
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