From: “Sakiv Chauhan” Sent: 26 July 2017 To: Craig A Subject: website market Hello Craig Anderson, Hope you are doing great! I would like to inform you that my name is Sakiv Chauhan and I[…]
Author: AnotherCraig
Complaint to Wheat Crunchies
Hi there, people of Wheat Crunchies, The world today seems absolutely bonkers, compared to 30 years ago. People seem to get offended at nothing, Political Correctness has indeed gone mad, and there has been a[…]
Dr Cho Chak John Chan wants to give me some money
From: Dr.John CHAN Cho Chak To: Sent: Wednesday, 2 January 2013, 11:29 Subject: Dear Friend, I am Dr.John CHAN Cho Chak, A member of Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Sai Wan[…]
Does ANYONE work at Game?
I complained to Game. It was justified complaint, not a jokey one. I won’t paste the entire complaint here, as it is the journey that the complaint took that I want to share with you[…]
Renewing Your Account?
From: Jenni France/CRM/CSUK Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2012 11:52:53 +0100 To: ‘Steve Johnson’ Subject: *CreditCheck Renewal**** Good Morning Steve, I hope you are well, I have tried to contact you recently regarding the renewal of[…]
Andrex Toilet Rolls
Remember years ago when toilet rolls were just loose rolls of paper? You opened the pack and the loose end would be hanging off, trailing behind as you carried it across to the toilet roll[…]
Star Wars Day : Episode 2
A few years ago (back in 1997) I heard the “Star Wars Day” joke. I can’t remember where I heard it, but I thought it was great. That year, on the 4th May, I passed[…]
Oxford English Dictionary
Why is the English language so inconsistent? I proposed a solution to correct a very small part of it. From: Craig A To: Oxford English Dictionary Subject: A Bit Of Help Hi OED. Could you[…]
Letter from Santa
From: Craig To: Santa, Workshop. Subject: Blacklisted?!? Dear Santa. Thanks for your disappointing letter. Just to recap… You only allow a certain type of behaviour You blacklist people who don’t conform You’re threatening me with[…]