Plasticine
AnotherCraig
From: Craig Anderson To: Flair PLC Subject:Plasticiney Help! Hi, people from Plasticine. I need a little help from you. I don’t want money, I don’t want free things, you don’t…
Emails to Companies
Gammon
From: Craig Anderson To: Supermarket Subject:Query about the Gammons Hi. I have a question about the meat you sell. Don’t worry, I’m no meat-avoider! I class myself as a carnivore;…
Crisps Suggestion
Hi People of Walkers, I wrote to you a few years ago asking for you to bring back Roast Beef Monster Munch. They had ceased being made when you purchased…
Black Friday Bargain
Readly is a brilliant monthly service that costs £7.99 per month. If you subscribe you can access hundreds of magazines via your phone or tablet. When I signed up the…
Heinz Soup Idea
Hi Heinz. I emailed you a few years ago about something or other, and you were kind enough to offer help. Because of this I wanted to run another idea…
Complaint to Wheat Crunchies
Hi there, people of Wheat Crunchies, The world today seems absolutely bonkers, compared to 30 years ago. People seem to get offended at nothing, Political Correctness has indeed gone mad,…
Does ANYONE work at Game?
I complained to Game. It was justified complaint, not a jokey one. I won’t paste the entire complaint here, as it is the journey that the complaint took that I…
Oxford English Dictionary
Why is the English language so inconsistent? I proposed a solution to correct a very small part of it. From: Craig A To: Oxford English Dictionary Subject: A Bit Of…
Now Thats What I Call Music email
From: Craig To: EMI contact Subject: Issue with NOW albums Hi EMI. I have a concern. It may take a short while to explain, as it is quite in depth,…
Query to Heinz
Heinz have released their “Squeeze and Serve” soups. They are a squeezy sachet of concentrated soup that you squeeze into a cup, then add water to. They look delicious! But…
Email to the M&Ms people – updated
You know M&Ms? Of course you do – They’re like mini smarties, but with American chocolate in them. They also differ from mini smarties in that each one has a…
Complaint to Sainsbury’s
Hi Sainsbury’s. I picked up a few of your recipe cards from my local store, with a view to extending my usually limited diet and trying something new. I am,…