Plasticine
AnotherCraig From: Craig Anderson To: Flair PLC Subject:Plasticiney Help! Hi, people from Plasticine. I need a little help from you. I don’t want…
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Gammon
From: Craig Anderson To: Supermarket Subject:Query about the Gammons Hi. I have a question about the meat you sell. Don’t worry, I’m…
Read moreCrisps Suggestion
Hi People of Walkers, I wrote to you a few years ago asking for you to bring back Roast Beef Monster Munch.…
Read moreBlack Friday Bargain
Readly is a brilliant monthly service that costs £7.99 per month. If you subscribe you can access hundreds of magazines via your…
Read moreHeinz Soup Idea
Hi Heinz. I emailed you a few years ago about something or other, and you were kind enough to offer help. Because…
Read moreComplaint to Wheat Crunchies
Hi there, people of Wheat Crunchies, The world today seems absolutely bonkers, compared to 30 years ago. People seem to get offended…
Read moreDoes ANYONE work at Game?
I complained to Game. It was justified complaint, not a jokey one. I won’t paste the entire complaint here, as it is…
Read moreOxford English Dictionary
Why is the English language so inconsistent? I proposed a solution to correct a very small part of it. From: Craig A…
Read moreNow Thats What I Call Music email
From: Craig To: EMI contact Subject: Issue with NOW albums Hi EMI. I have a concern. It may take a short while…
Read moreQuery to Heinz
Heinz have released their “Squeeze and Serve” soups. They are a squeezy sachet of concentrated soup that you squeeze into a cup,…
Read moreEmail to the M&Ms people – updated
You know M&Ms? Of course you do – They’re like mini smarties, but with American chocolate in them. They also differ from…
Read moreComplaint to Sainsbury’s
Hi Sainsbury’s. I picked up a few of your recipe cards from my local store, with a view to extending my usually…
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