Last month, the wonderful Shouting At Cows website ask me, via Twitter, if I wouldn’t mind contributing a guest post to their blog. I replied that it would be a pleasure. As they had asked[…]
Month: July 2011
My Old School
Recently, my old high school had an open day for all past pupils and teachers. I decided to go. Having a wander around my old high school is something I’ve wanted to do for a[…]
Paranormal? Probably not…
I absolutely love the TV show Most Haunted. I’ve watched it from the first series, when Derek Acorah was the man who could sense paranormal activity and talk to the dead through his spirit guide, […]
Subway Complaint Number 2!
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Nacho Problem. (But, ironically, it is.) To: customer service @ subway.com Date: Tuesday, 21 June, 2011 Dear Subway. Hello! You may remember me – I was the one who complained about[…]
Asda Customer Care
I bought some Cola Bottle sweets from Asda. They didn’t taste right. On the back of the pack it said I should contact the customer care phone number if I had any problems. I gave[…]
Complaint to OFCOM
Dear Ofcom. Firstly, great job with Channel 5. (Yes, I jest, of course! It’s awful! It was merely a joke to break the ice, but enough lightheartedness; onto serious business.) I don’t want to register[…]
The funniest thing I’ve EVER said!
I just made the funniest comment of my LIFE, and no-one that I work with understood it. I spotted a P46 on a desk, that had been completed by an employee. They had ticked statement[…]
Why is it called a Big Mac?
From: Craig Anderson Subject: McQuery To: McDonalds Customer Service Date: Friday, 7 January, 2011, 17:25 Hi there. Wow, you’re looking great! I mean it! Wow! Anyway, on to business. Firstly I would like to say[…]
Big Mac, No Cheese
One lunch time I went into McDonalds with Sheila-from-work and another colleague, Matt. Sheila and I both ordered items that we could see on the food queue, to prevent too much delay. Matt, however, asked[…]