Letter from Santa
AnotherCraig
From: Craig To: Santa, Workshop. Subject: Blacklisted?!? Dear Santa. Thanks for your disappointing letter. Just to recap… You only allow a certain type of behaviour You blacklist people who don’t…
2011
Scam Warning!!!!1!
A few days ago I received this kind warning from a friend. It was a scary email warning about hackers. We’ve all had emails like this, and we’ve all either…
Now Thats What I Call Music email
From: Craig To: EMI contact Subject: Issue with NOW albums Hi EMI. I have a concern. It may take a short while to explain, as it is quite in depth,…
80sNostalgia Classic TV Reviews
80sNostalgia, one of my other sites, is undergoing a huge revamp. It is moving servers for the first time in 6 years and, to celebrate it becoming a teenager, (2012…
Query to Heinz
Heinz have released their “Squeeze and Serve” soups. They are a squeezy sachet of concentrated soup that you squeeze into a cup, then add water to. They look delicious! But…
Reply to the comment on my Sainsbury’s email
A few weeks ago I emailed Sainsbury’s. The reason I emailed them was because I picked up a recipe card in-store that listed an ingredient they didn’t sell in that…
Email to the M&Ms people – updated
You know M&Ms? Of course you do – They’re like mini smarties, but with American chocolate in them. They also differ from mini smarties in that each one has a…
Complaint to Sainsbury’s
Hi Sainsbury’s. I picked up a few of your recipe cards from my local store, with a view to extending my usually limited diet and trying something new. I am,…
Advertising Enquiry Part 2
I received another email from the advertising people, suggesting I could advertise EatTheTreat.co.uk, one of my non-profit sites, on their website at a cost of hundreds of pounds. Bar-gain! If…
Why I Love The Internet
There are 2 types of people on earth; those who understand ironic maths jokes, and those who don’t. There are also 2 types of people on earth when it comes…
How to Condition a Work Colleague
Before I start this post, I want to give a huge thanks to two of my colleagues, Chris and Neil (pictured to the left). Chris started the trend you’re going…
Email from a Bank
I received an email from an actual Bank. You could tell it was from a real bank, because only real banks use Yahoo email addresses. From: HANG SENG BANK (hangseng98@yahoo.com)…