From: Craig
To: Santa, Workshop.
Subject: Blacklisted?!?Dear Santa.
Thanks for your disappointing letter.
Just to recap…
- You only allow a certain type of behaviour
- You blacklist people who don’t conform
- You’re threatening me with the wrath of fictional characters
Are you running some sort of cult?
I have a friend who could probably give you great rates on advertising if you’re looking to recruit new members?
Merry Christmas!
Craig.
From: Santa
To: Craig, (naughty list)
Subject: re: Blacklisted?!?Dear Craig,
Make that December 2016.
Ho ho ho!
Santa.
Kids, don’t argue with Santa.
At least you’re safe from certain death if the Grim Reaper isn’t visiting.
Always find the positive where there’s negative 😉