From: Craig
To: Santa, Workshop.
Subject: Blacklisted?!?

Dear Santa.

Thanks for your disappointing letter.

Just to recap…

• You only allow a certain type of behaviour
• You blacklist people who don’t conform
• You’re threatening me with the wrath of fictional characters

Are you running some sort of cult?

I have a friend who could probably give you great rates on advertising if you’re looking to recruit new members?

Merry Christmas!

Craig.

From: Santa
To: Craig, (naughty list)
Subject: re: Blacklisted?!?

Dear Craig,

Make that December 2016.

Ho ho ho!

Santa.

Kids, don’t argue with Santa.