Plasticine

From: Craig Anderson To: Flair PLC Subject:Plasticiney Help! Hi, people from Plasticine. I need a little help from you. I don’t want money, I don’t want free things, you don’t have to send me any bank details or your mothers maiden name. I’m genuinely not spam, I just need serious advice on plasticine and you…

Additional words

Dear People, Stop adding extra words into conversations. You know who you are. Just stop it. If you’re asking a question about where I got my pen, you don’t need to say, “Question… Where did you get that pen?” Opening a question with “Question…” is unnecessary. As long as what you’re asking me is structured…

1984

On Wednesday, 1 November 2017, 07:45:40 GMT, Goerge Orwell wrote: Hi Sir/Madam We’re a passionate group of Web and Mobile App Developers, Creative’s and technologists ,expert in what we do. Our Company insight and expertise has leaded us to structure our solutions in such a way that reduces operational cost, increases customer satisfaction and adds…

Gammon

From: Craig Anderson To: Supermarket Subject:Query about the Gammons Hi. I have a question about the meat you sell. Don’t worry, I’m no meat-avoider! I class myself as a carnivore; I love wildlife almost as much as I love eating it. While browsing your meat section recently I noticed that you have started to be…

Website un-optimisation

From: “Sakiv Chauhan” Sent: 26 July 2017 To: Craig A Subject: website market Hello Craig Anderson, Hope you are doing great! I would like to inform you that my name is Sakiv Chauhan and I am working as a Business Development Manager with ************ Ltd. (India). For Ranking: We do have a team of SEO…

Crisps Suggestion

Hi People of Walkers, I wrote to you a few years ago asking for you to bring back Roast Beef Monster Munch. They had ceased being made when you purchased Smiths Crisps. You brought back Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch, but held off bringing Roast Beef flavour out. This upset me and so I wrote…

Unpaid Invoice

From: Pinky singh To: Craig A Date: 3 Mar 2017 Subject: website related proposal! Hi, I am Digital Marketing consultants at a digital marketing firm that specialize in building an online presence and increasing your business revenue using the marketing strategies below: 1. SEO (Yahoo, Bing, Google rankings) 2. SMO (Social Media Optimization- Facebook, Twitter,…

Black Friday Bargain

Readly is a brilliant monthly service that costs £7.99 per month. If you subscribe you can access hundreds of magazines via your phone or tablet. When I signed up the offer was “Two months for the price of one”, which I was happy to take advantage of. A few months later, during “Black Friday Week”,…