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Hi Heinz. I emailed you a few years ago about something or other, and you were kind enough to offer help. Because of this I wanted to run another idea past you for potential future product or for your constructive criticism. This idea came about after I tried to make my own soup one time.…
Hi there, people of Wheat Crunchies, The world today seems absolutely bonkers, compared to 30 years ago. People seem to get offended at nothing, Political Correctness has indeed gone mad, and there has been a surge of ICANs. (idiot complaining at nothing.) The reason I am contacting you, I guess, is to address something that…
I’m constantly getting emails from PR companies wanting me to promote their 80s-related products on 80sNostalgia.com. This particular one went a bit awkward. From: Barry PR To: Craig @ 80sNostalgia Subject:80s DVD release Hi CK! I’m the publicist for a publishing company in West London, and one of our recently released DVDs would be a…
From: Dr.John CHAN Cho Chak To: Sent: Wednesday, 2 January 2013, 11:29 Subject: Dear Friend, I am Dr.John CHAN Cho Chak, A member of Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Sai Wan Ho Branch, Hong Kong; I have an obscured business suggestion. Should you be further interested, Contact me through this email…
I complained to Game. It was justified complaint, not a jokey one. I won’t paste the entire complaint here, as it is the journey that the complaint took that I want to share with you all, not necessarily the complaint itself. In quick summary, though… I bought some games from Game The Internet in the…
From: Jenni France/CRM/CSUK Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2012 11:52:53 +0100 To: ‘Steve Johnson’ Subject: *CreditCheck Renewal**** Good Morning Steve, I hope you are well, I have tried to contact you recently regarding the renewal of your account with us. Please can you reply to my email or call me on – 018** *** *** Kindest…
Remember years ago when toilet rolls were just loose rolls of paper? You opened the pack and the loose end would be hanging off, trailing behind as you carried it across to the toilet roll holder? If you’re old, like me, then you too probably remember the days before they stuck the end down with…
A few years ago (back in 1997) I heard the “Star Wars Day” joke. I can’t remember where I heard it, but I thought it was great. That year, on the 4th May, I passed the joke on and told everyone I knew that it was Star Wars Day. When they asked me what I…
Why is the English language so inconsistent? I proposed a solution to correct a very small part of it. From: Craig A To: Oxford English Dictionary Subject: A Bit Of Help Hi OED. Could you do me a favour and switch a couple of pronunciations around please? The ones I need switched are for Loose…