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I received another email from the advertising people, suggesting I could advertise EatTheTreat.co.uk, one of my non-profit sites, on their website at a cost of hundreds of pounds. Bar-gain! If you missed the original emails, please read them first. The email below won’t make much sense unless you know the background. Click here to read…
There are 2 types of people on earth; those who understand ironic maths jokes, and those who don’t. There are also 2 types of people on earth when it comes to the internet; those who don’t like it and those who do. There are many, many reasons why I love the internet. This is my…
Before I start this post, I want to give a huge thanks to two of my colleagues, Chris and Neil (pictured to the left). Chris started the trend you’re going to read about years ago, and Neil is the colleague I did this to. If either of you would like absolutely anything from our overpriced…
I received an email from an actual Bank. You could tell it was from a real bank, because only real banks use Yahoo email addresses. From: HANG SENG BANK (hangseng98@yahoo.com) To: craig Sent: Saturday, 10 September 2011, 21:51 Subject: Business Proposal I am Mr. Ming Yang director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.…
To: “Douwe Egberts Consumer Relations UK” Subject: Refill Packs From: Craig Date: Monday, 5 September 2011, 19:15 I have been drinking coffee for around 25 years, and over this time I have tried most brands on offer. 8 years ago I finally settled on a brand I like; Douwe Egberts. Since then, whenever I want…
Following on from websites I haven’t made, (in which I shared ideas for websites that I initially thought were great ideas but for one reason or another I hadn’t made,) I decided to share with you the ideas for blog articles that didn’t work. I have written to many companies over the years, but not…
Last year I asked people on the internet who the most famous person they know was. I was a bit shocked by one of the replies, which said “You’re the most famous person I know!” Erm… I’m in no way famous. At all. I don’t mean that in a “feed my ego and tell me…
When people eat odd meat, they usually say it tastes like chicken. “I ate some pigeon – it tasted like chicken.” “I ate guinea pig in Korea – it tasted like chicken!” “I ate frogs legs in France and THEY tasted like chicken too!!!” But in the evolutionary line, didn’t amphibians and reptiles come well…
One of my mates drowned last night in a half-empty bath tub. Unusual really, as he was normally so optimistic… According to Wikipedia, the source of all correct information everything on the internet, asking someone if a glass is half full or half empty is a very philosophical question. The answer depends on your perspective…