Email to Douwe Egberts
AnotherCraig
To: “Douwe Egberts Consumer Relations UK” Subject: Refill Packs From: Craig Date: Monday, 5 September 2011, 19:15 I have been drinking coffee for around 25 years, and over this time…
Emails to Companies
Honey Monster Missing?
I saw this box in Asda… I got worried… ` From: Craig Anderson Subject: Missing Monster? To: honeymonster.co.uk Date: Saturday, 23 July, 2011 Hi Honey Monster Crew, I recently read,…
Subway Complaint Number 2!
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Nacho Problem. (But, ironically, it is.) To: customer service @ subway.com Date: Tuesday, 21 June, 2011 Dear Subway. Hello! You may remember me – I was…
Complaint to OFCOM
Dear Ofcom. Firstly, great job with Channel 5. (Yes, I jest, of course! It’s awful! It was merely a joke to break the ice, but enough lightheartedness; onto serious business.)…
Cup-a-Soup
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Cup-A-Soup To: premierfoods.co.uk Date: Sunday, 30 January, 2011 Hi, people of Batchelors. Over the last few months I’ve developed a craving for cup-a-soup, in particular Chicken.…
Subway Complaint
Dear Subway. I visit one of your establishments every Tuesday. My favourite filling is the Meatball Marinara so I usually visit when Meatball is the Sub-of-the-Day offer. It just seems…
Flavia Coffee Enquiry
This is an update to a story I put online a few years ago, documenting emails between myself and a hot drink supplying company called Flavia, discussing a concern I…
Haribo, you disappoint me
Dear Haribo. I recently purchased a bag of Fantasy Mix sweets. The reason I opted for Fantasy Mix, as opposed to your other wonderful selections, was simply this; I wanted…