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When I was 7 or 8 and at primary school, there was a colouring competition. It was a Christmas scene that we had to colour in, from memory, and the prize was a full pack of 12 Conti Painting Pencils. Conti Painting Pencils were at that time, in the opinion of every 8 year old…

When I was 14 and studying GCSEs, my Dad tried to get me to study more by planting a subliminal message in my head. He did this by coming into my room while I was asleep and repeating the word “study” a few times, in the hope that it would register in my subconscious and…

I no longer order delivery pizza from Pizza Hut. They lied to me. There are two things I cannot stand; being ignore and being lied to. I also don’t order from them because their understanding of “on time” is different to how the rest of the world understands it. If I say I’ll be somewhere…

“Cheers Easy” is a very simple game that you can play at any point throughout the day. Often, only the person you’re playing the game with will realise you’re playing it, so it’s ideal for even the most intimate offices. Basically, you have to ask a question that requires an really obvious answer. If the…

To Dave. I’m really sorry. Really, proper, sorry. Like, the sort of sorry you get when you’re showing a hamster to a child and accidentally squeeze it to hard and burst it 30cm in front of a childs face. PROPER sorry. I’ve said a lot of mean, untrue things to you in the past, and…

A few days ago, as the weather was so hot, we were allowed to come into work in casual clothes. Normally suits are worn, but as we were in the UK and the weather was above freezing, it was a special occasion. Although I started at 9:00am, I was in work at 8:30am. My boss…

I used to work at a Financial Management company, in Manchester city centre. You may of heard of it. I have posted my views on Mike Grech a few of times in the past, and it has featured on Watchdog a couple of times… Basically, in principle, Financial Management it a damn good idea if…

Where I used to work, in Manchester at a financial management company, there used to be a manager by the name of Dominic Morris. Dominic used to have “power meetings” with his staff, me included, every morning. They were a 5 minute prep talk designed to get you motivated before work commenced. Unfortunately Dominic wasn’t…

A while back, a work colleague left. They left behind a collection of pens, pencils, notepads and a hideous featureless ceramic cat. I decided to ebay it, so below is a copy of the original ebay description including the original pictures that accompanied the auction. This auction is for the “Spooky Cat” It is in…