Public Apology

To Dave. I’m really sorry. Really, proper, sorry. Like, the sort of sorry you get when you’re showing a hamster to a child and accidentally squeeze it to hard and burst it 30cm in front of a childs face. PROPER sorry. I’ve said a lot of mean, untrue things to you in the past, and…

Stupidisms

Where I used to work, in Manchester at a financial management company, there used to be a manager by the name of Dominic Morris. Dominic used to have “power meetings” with his staff, me included, every morning. They were a 5 minute prep talk designed to get you motivated before work commenced. Unfortunately Dominic wasn’t…

Ebaying Spooky Cat

A while back, a work colleague left. They left behind a collection of pens, pencils, notepads and a hideous featureless ceramic cat. I decided to ebay it, so below is a copy of the original ebay description including the original pictures that accompanied the auction. This auction is for the “Spooky Cat” It is in…