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Honey Monster Missing?
I saw this box in Asda… I got worried… ` From: Craig Anderson Subject: Missing Monster? To: honeymonster.co.uk Date: Saturday, 23 July, 2011 Hi Honey Monster Crew, I recently read,…
My Guest Post about the 80s
Last month, the wonderful Shouting At Cows website ask me, via Twitter, if I wouldn’t mind contributing a guest post to their blog. I replied that it would be a…
My Old School
Recently, my old high school had an open day for all past pupils and teachers. I decided to go. Having a wander around my old high school is something I’ve…
Paranormal? Probably not…
I absolutely love the TV show Most Haunted. I’ve watched it from the first series, when Derek Acorah was the man who could sense paranormal activity and talk to the…
Subway Complaint Number 2!
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Nacho Problem. (But, ironically, it is.) To: customer service @ subway.com Date: Tuesday, 21 June, 2011 Dear Subway. Hello! You may remember me – I was…
Asda Customer Care
I bought some Cola Bottle sweets from Asda. They didn’t taste right. On the back of the pack it said I should contact the customer care phone number if I…
Complaint to OFCOM
Dear Ofcom. Firstly, great job with Channel 5. (Yes, I jest, of course! It’s awful! It was merely a joke to break the ice, but enough lightheartedness; onto serious business.)…
The funniest thing I’ve EVER said!
I just made the funniest comment of my LIFE, and no-one that I work with understood it. I spotted a P46 on a desk, that had been completed by an…
Cup-a-Soup
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Cup-A-Soup To: premierfoods.co.uk Date: Sunday, 30 January, 2011 Hi, people of Batchelors. Over the last few months I’ve developed a craving for cup-a-soup, in particular Chicken.…
Why is it called a Big Mac?
From: Craig Anderson Subject: McQuery To: McDonalds Customer Service Date: Friday, 7 January, 2011, 17:25 Hi there. Wow, you’re looking great! I mean it! Wow! Anyway, on to business. Firstly…
Big Mac, No Cheese
One lunch time I went into McDonalds with Sheila-from-work and another colleague, Matt. Sheila and I both ordered items that we could see on the food queue, to prevent too…
10 things I can’t do
This may surprise you all, but… I’m not infallible. There are things, I don’t mind admitting, that I can’t do. I WANT to be able to do them, but I…