Being on BBC Genius
AnotherCraig I used to listen to a radio programme called Genius. It was a 30 minute comedy show hosted by Dave Gorman. People…
Read moreJim Bowen
I phoned up my wife one lunch time. “Don’t be angry,” I paused, “but I think I’ve upset Jim Bowen.” She is…
Read moreCould 1 person eat 50 McNuggets
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 01 October 2010 17:24 To: Westhoughton McDonalds Subject: Chicken Nugget Enquiry Hi there. I work in the new-ish…
Read moreWhy you MUST go to a school reunion
I went to my school reunion recently, as it was 20 years since I left high school. Despite initially being incredibly sceptical…
Read moreFlavia Coffee Enquiry
This is an update to a story I put online a few years ago, documenting emails between myself and a hot drink…
Read moreMeeting Matthew Smith
Since being about 8, I’ve always wanted to meet Matthew Smith. It’s like something I’ve always wanted to do. Not just any…
Read moreHaribo, you disappoint me
Dear Haribo. I recently purchased a bag of Fantasy Mix sweets. The reason I opted for Fantasy Mix, as opposed to your…
Read moreA Scissor
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 30 May 2010 16:38 To: Brian@*******.co.uk Subject: Scissor Help Hi there. I know this may be a peculiar…
Read moreTexting Strangers
When I was young, I used to think that everyones phone number was sequential like the house numbers. As in, your next…
Read moreCheating in Competitions
When I was 7 or 8 and at primary school, there was a colouring competition. It was a Christmas scene that we…
Read moreSubliminal Messages
When I was 14 and studying GCSEs, my Dad tried to get me to study more by planting a subliminal message in…
Read morePizza Hut Bad Service
I no longer order delivery pizza from Pizza Hut. They lied to me. There are two things I cannot stand; being ignore…
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