Subway Complaint Number 2!
AnotherCraig From: Craig Anderson Subject: Nacho Problem. (But, ironically, it is.) To: customer service @ subway.com Date: Tuesday, 21 June, 2011 Dear Subway.…
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Asda Customer Care
I bought some Cola Bottle sweets from Asda. They didn’t taste right. On the back of the pack it said I should…
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Dear Ofcom. Firstly, great job with Channel 5. (Yes, I jest, of course! It’s awful! It was merely a joke to break…
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I just made the funniest comment of my LIFE, and no-one that I work with understood it. I spotted a P46 on…
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From: Craig Anderson Subject: Cup-A-Soup To: premierfoods.co.uk Date: Sunday, 30 January, 2011 Hi, people of Batchelors. Over the last few months I’ve…
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From: Craig Anderson Subject: McQuery To: McDonalds Customer Service Date: Friday, 7 January, 2011, 17:25 Hi there. Wow, you’re looking great! I…
Read moreBig Mac, No Cheese
One lunch time I went into McDonalds with Sheila-from-work and another colleague, Matt. Sheila and I both ordered items that we could…
Read more10 things I can’t do
This may surprise you all, but… I’m not infallible. There are things, I don’t mind admitting, that I can’t do. I WANT…
Read moreVUE Cinema Argument
I went to watch a film at my local Vue cinema. It amazed me how expensive it is nowadays to watch a…
Read moreChatting with Spam
It’s rare that I’m the recipient of odd messages out of the blue, but here’s one I received recently. I was going…
Read moreSubway Complaint
Dear Subway. I visit one of your establishments every Tuesday. My favourite filling is the Meatball Marinara so I usually visit when…
Read moreBeing on BBC Genius
I used to listen to a radio programme called Genius. It was a 30 minute comedy show hosted by Dave Gorman. People…
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