Jim Bowen
AnotherCraig
I phoned up my wife one lunch time. “Don’t be angry,” I paused, “but I think I’ve upset Jim Bowen.” She is used to me doing (what she classes as)…
2011
Could 1 person eat 50 McNuggets
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 01 October 2010 17:24 To: Westhoughton McDonalds Subject: Chicken Nugget Enquiry Hi there. I work in the new-ish building next to the garage, about 2 minutes…
Why you MUST go to a school reunion
I went to my school reunion recently, as it was 20 years since I left high school. Despite initially being incredibly sceptical for the entire month beforehand, I can honestly…
Flavia Coffee Enquiry
This is an update to a story I put online a few years ago, documenting emails between myself and a hot drink supplying company called Flavia, discussing a concern I…
Meeting Matthew Smith
Since being about 8, I’ve always wanted to meet Matthew Smith. It’s like something I’ve always wanted to do. Not just any Matthew Smith would do, though. It would have…
Haribo, you disappoint me
Dear Haribo. I recently purchased a bag of Fantasy Mix sweets. The reason I opted for Fantasy Mix, as opposed to your other wonderful selections, was simply this; I wanted…
A Scissor
From: Craig Anderson Sent: 30 May 2010 16:38 To: Brian@*******.co.uk Subject: Scissor Help Hi there. I know this may be a peculiar request, but I’m having a bet with a…
Texting Strangers
When I was young, I used to think that everyones phone number was sequential like the house numbers. As in, your next door neighbour had almost the same phone number…
Cheating in Competitions
When I was 7 or 8 and at primary school, there was a colouring competition. It was a Christmas scene that we had to colour in, from memory, and the…
Subliminal Messages
When I was 14 and studying GCSEs, my Dad tried to get me to study more by planting a subliminal message in my head. He did this by coming into…
Pizza Hut Bad Service
I no longer order delivery pizza from Pizza Hut. They lied to me. There are two things I cannot stand; being ignore and being lied to. I also don’t order…
Cheers Easy, No Bosh
“Cheers Easy” is a very simple game that you can play at any point throughout the day. Often, only the person you’re playing the game with will realise you’re playing…