Subway Complaint Number 2!
AnotherCraig
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Nacho Problem. (But, ironically, it is.) To: customer service @ subway.com Date: Tuesday, 21 June, 2011 Dear Subway. Hello! You may remember me – I was…
2011
Asda Customer Care
I bought some Cola Bottle sweets from Asda. They didn’t taste right. On the back of the pack it said I should contact the customer care phone number if I…
Complaint to OFCOM
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The funniest thing I’ve EVER said!
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Cup-a-Soup
From: Craig Anderson Subject: Cup-A-Soup To: premierfoods.co.uk Date: Sunday, 30 January, 2011 Hi, people of Batchelors. Over the last few months I’ve developed a craving for cup-a-soup, in particular Chicken.…
Why is it called a Big Mac?
From: Craig Anderson Subject: McQuery To: McDonalds Customer Service Date: Friday, 7 January, 2011, 17:25 Hi there. Wow, you’re looking great! I mean it! Wow! Anyway, on to business. Firstly…
Big Mac, No Cheese
One lunch time I went into McDonalds with Sheila-from-work and another colleague, Matt. Sheila and I both ordered items that we could see on the food queue, to prevent too…
10 things I can’t do
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Subway Complaint
Dear Subway. I visit one of your establishments every Tuesday. My favourite filling is the Meatball Marinara so I usually visit when Meatball is the Sub-of-the-Day offer. It just seems…
Being on BBC Genius
I used to listen to a radio programme called Genius. It was a 30 minute comedy show hosted by Dave Gorman. People would write in to the show with their…