AnotherCraig
Renewing Your Account?
From: Jenni France/CRM/CSUK Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2012 11:52:53 +0100 To: ‘Steve Johnson’ Subject: *CreditCheck Renewal**** Good Morning Steve, I hope you are well, I have tried to contact you…
Andrex Toilet Rolls
Remember years ago when toilet rolls were just loose rolls of paper? You opened the pack and the loose end would be hanging off, trailing behind as you carried it…
Star Wars Day : Episode 2
A few years ago (back in 1997) I heard the “Star Wars Day” joke. I can’t remember where I heard it, but I thought it was great. That year, on…
Oxford English Dictionary
Why is the English language so inconsistent? I proposed a solution to correct a very small part of it. From: Craig A To: Oxford English Dictionary Subject: A Bit Of…
Letter from Santa
From: Craig To: Santa, Workshop. Subject: Blacklisted?!? Dear Santa. Thanks for your disappointing letter. Just to recap… You only allow a certain type of behaviour You blacklist people who don’t…
Scam Warning!!!!1!
A few days ago I received this kind warning from a friend. It was a scary email warning about hackers. We’ve all had emails like this, and we’ve all either…
Now Thats What I Call Music email
From: Craig To: EMI contact Subject: Issue with NOW albums Hi EMI. I have a concern. It may take a short while to explain, as it is quite in depth,…
80sNostalgia Classic TV Reviews
80sNostalgia, one of my other sites, is undergoing a huge revamp. It is moving servers for the first time in 6 years and, to celebrate it becoming a teenager, (2012…
Query to Heinz
Heinz have released their “Squeeze and Serve” soups. They are a squeezy sachet of concentrated soup that you squeeze into a cup, then add water to. They look delicious! But…
Reply to the comment on my Sainsbury’s email
A few weeks ago I emailed Sainsbury’s. The reason I emailed them was because I picked up a recipe card in-store that listed an ingredient they didn’t sell in that…
Email to the M&Ms people – updated
You know M&Ms? Of course you do – They’re like mini smarties, but with American chocolate in them. They also differ from mini smarties in that each one has a…
Complaint to Sainsbury’s
Hi Sainsbury’s. I picked up a few of your recipe cards from my local store, with a view to extending my usually limited diet and trying something new. I am,…